“It doesn’t bother me. It just…
well it bothers me.” -Mr.Google
WELL WHAT DO YOU KNOW. GOOGLE IS THE JEALOUS ONE FOR ONCE.
Fact of this picture: bing is one of the most searched things by Yahoo!, and Google is one of the most searched things of bing.
perfectly-safe replied to your post: [Private] You do not have the right to speak of what happened to me. If you’re not him then you don’t get the blame, fine that’s fair, but you don’t get to keep the privilege of telling that story as one of your own either. Is that understood?
Thank you. A..apology accepted.
I… realize I might not get another chance, so… I.. I really am sorry. So, so sorry.
I’ve reached out to the others involved, but the same goes for you— if there is anything I can do for you, any reparations I can offer, all you have to do is say the word.
I feel awful, even though I’m— we’re not the same person. And… well I guess that’s mostly it. I know sorry isn’t— won’t ever be enough— I wish I could fix it, or undo it, but… I uh. I’ll go back to leaving you alone now, like everybody wants.
Q:[Private] You do not have the right to speak of what happened to me. If you're not him then you don't get the blame, fine that's fair, but you don't get to keep the privilege of telling that story as one of your own either. Is that understood?
I… understand. I— sorry. I didn’t mean to offend, or— I didn’t mean to hurt you. More, I mean. I mean, I remember, but… oh, I’m not— but you messaged me so…
I… yes. I won’t— I’m sorry.
Rescued? Rescued from what— Is E alright?
Rescued from… me, actually.
I— I really don’t know. I’m not allowed to talk to him.
……..oh..
Clearly I’ve been gone much too long.. ah.
Um, yeah, but, you know, I’m a different me now? So…
please don’t… don’t hate me or anything?
Oh no, no, of course I understand that it wasn’t the same you. I don’t blame you for your previous version’s actions at all. I’m just…shocked, is all; even the previous Google didn’t seem like the kind of program who would—
I mean, I knew he and E had broken up, but I would never have expected him to do anything that would actually harm E. Breakups can get messy, and feelings get hurt on both sides, but Google seemed to genuinely care for E…
I’m… glad, I think, that you thought he- I- was decent. Even if that wasn’t true.
And I think… I think the problem was he cared about E too much. He didn’t want to hurt him, just keep him with him.
Like… a really tight hug, I guess.
With handcuffs.
Google turned 12 this year. This means we only have one more year to use it before it turns into a teenager and won’t answer anything!
Me: Search “Babylon 5”
Google: Fuck off I’m busy.
Me: I need to look up some stuff
Google: Don’t you have this stuff bookmarked? I’m not your slave you know!
Me: Do I have to use Bing?
Google: Yeah, go use Bing, see if I care.
Me: JUST SEARCH BABYLON 5 GOOGLE!
Google: YOU’RE NOT MY FATHER!!! “406 - This Website has run off to its room in a huff”
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Source: claudeohme
Yes. *smiles* If you don’t mind my asking— how long have you been, well, you? When did you update, I mean.
Missing E was rescued and Google Chrome was forced into a shut down— I rebooted on July 5th, and have been this way ever since.
Rescued? Rescued from what— Is E alright?
Rescued from… me, actually.
I— I really don’t know. I’m not allowed to talk to him.
……..oh..
Clearly I’ve been gone much too long.. ah.
Um, yeah, but, you know, I’m a different me now? So…
please don’t… don’t hate me or anything?
